Momster T-Shirt – "What Happens to Mom After She Counts to Three" Funny Mom Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings playful, affectionate energy to everyday wear. The soft, broken-in feel of the heavyweight ring-spun cotton invites you to reach for it first — whether you’re corralling kids, running errands, or stealing a quiet coffee. The front design mixes leopard print lettering, pink accents, and a cheeky caption that reads like a private joke between moms: warm, silly, and unmistakably personal. It layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own with jeans and sneakers. Dress it up with a cardigan for weekend brunch or keep it casual for school drop-off — it’s made to be lived in, laughed in, and worn into that perfect faded softness.
Made with durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body, this tee holds its shape and color wash after wash. The garment-dye process gives each shirt subtle variations in hue and texture for a vintage-inspired look that feels collected rather than mass-produced. Available in a wide range of sizes and colors so you can choose the tone that matches your style and mood.
Product features
- Brand: Comfort Colors
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage look and soft hand-feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label
- Size range S–4XL (select partners) and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean